
Sunday, April 1, 2018
HOLY SHIT!! DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS?! Stealth release for the Saturn today and only sold at churches: J.e.s.u.s. II! Ive been waiting for this one for a while! The sequal to the wildly popular "The Bible", Jesus ii follows our hero's adventures after his devastating defeat by the nefarious space Romans who had captured him when he was betrayed by his best friend, the mysterious transfer student Judas Iscariot. Jesus ii puts you right in the pulse pounding action as you take control of the titular hero Jesus, a rough and tumble man's man whos on a mission to find out who his space father is in a cold and unforgiving space Palestine. Space Jesus uses the powerful art of space transubstantiation, an ancient technique that his family inherited through the space generations of time that alows him to create whatever he needs in the moment by turning everyday items into other everyday items (gameplay wise it's a lot like secret of evermore). Will Jesus be able to rescue his space girlfriend (reformed space whore) Mary Madeline from the evil space transfer student Judas!? Will space Jesus be able to defeat the evil space Roman's space-pire? Will his nano machines be able to bring him back from death again? Will Jesus figure out who his father is? GOD, I can't wait to find out the answers to these questions and more in Sega Saturn's exclusive 2018 release of kojima productions very own: J.E.S.U.S II!
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